To the boys who belittle romance novels -

To the boys who belittle romance novels

To men who belittle romance novels:

You say you don’t like romance.
You say it’s not “real” literature.
You think it’s beneath you.

Come a little closer, boy, and I’ll tell you a secret…

I’m going to give you the power: the fucking keys to the kingdom.
That’s right…THE power…over a woman’s mind body and heart.

You want to seduce a woman?
You want pussy on tap?
You want a safe loving relationship
with mind blowing sex?

I know the secret.

I can make a woman cum…
From half a world away…
with a few keystrokes.

Sweetie, you’ve been reading romance all wrong.
You look down on it.
You should read it, love it, memorize it.

You want to bring a woman to her knees?
You want to play w her night after night?
You want to own her soul?
You want to know what a woman wants?
Read romance.

You belittle what I write?
You should fucking study it.

With a few taps of my fingers I can make women all over the world cum.

You want the power?
It doesn’t lie between your legs.
It’s all in the mind, baby, the way she thinks
The way you talk to her.
The way you pay attention.
The way you tune in.

(also your tongue.)

You want to get laid? You want to be the God of fuck?

Ask her what she reads.
Read it.
Ask her again.
She might be shy about showing you what she REALLY likes.
But when she finally does reveal her favorite book, hesitant and shy, you’ll know.
Read it. Tell her you read it. Ask her what she liked about it.
Watch her blush.
Now…ask her to show you the page she reads the most.

It may take a few tries.
You may have to tease it out of her
But once you know…invite her to live that moment with you.

Create that scene.
Plan it with her.
Let her coach you.
Demand to give her exactly what she wants.
And give that moment to her.

Now do you see?

And you thought it was “just mommy porn”
Well, if it’s porn, why don’t you star in her show?
Her own personal pornstar?

It’s not “just” romance.
It’s your fucking play book.

So…get reading, stud.

🙂 

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