Unbeatable ways to kick writer’s block in the teeth. Or at least have some fun. 😀

1. Take a break
2. Take a walk
3. Take a shower
4. Take a nap
5. Travel to Europe
6. Have sex
7. Stop telling yourself this is the Next Great American Novel.
8. Tell yourself you just write shit. Good shit or bad shit, doesn’t matter, because it makes you happy
9. Read through your “Kick Ass” file. You know, the place you put all the nice things everyone’s ever said about your writing–from your kindergarten teacher on.
10. If you don’t have a “Kick Ass” file, make one. If you don’t have any nice things to add, make some up.
11. Make up 10 things to add to your “Kick Ass” file. Pretend that they’re true.
12. Read some good shit. Like Nabokov. That’s good shit.
13. Drink an espresso
14. Eat a madeleine 
15. Explode peeps in your microwave
16. Watch a funny movie
17. Hang with a funny friend
18. Trigger a deep belly laugh
19. Trigger an orgasm
20. Dance naked around the house
21. Kung fu fighting
22. Shoot a gun
23. Take a drive
24. Stick pencils up your nose and pretend to be a walrus
25. Put up a bird feeder
26. Plant a tree
27. Punch a pillow
28. Climb every mountain.
29. Ford every stream
30. Follow every rainbow
31. Take another nap
32. Get a ride in a police vehicle
33. Get a ride in an ambulance
34. Do something nice for someone
35. Write lines of Shakespeare on the walls of your house. Especially in the bathroom, so you can always sneak away to “do a line”
36. Shower
37. Clean your house
38. Read through an old journal
39. Tell yourself you’re a genius
40. Take 10 comments from your “Kick Ass” file, write on sticky notes, and put them in places you will see often.
41. If you don’t have 10 “Kick Ass” comments, make them up.
42. Get high
43. Get more coffee
44. Eat sugar
45. Light a smelly candle
46. Take a bath
47. Get a massage
48. Jump your lover
49. Give your partner a happy ending
50. Go for a hike
51. Go for a swim
52. Go to the moon
53. Call your mother
54. Dance in the rain
55. Go shopping
56. Cry
57. Go out to eat
58. Eat more madeleines
59. Drink tea
60. Drink a latte
61. Drink tea and a latte (double fisting!)
62. Babysit for an afternoon
63. Declare that the floor and ground is covered in alligators and build a system of ramps to climb from place to place
64. Build a fort
65. Send the kids home and make love with your beau in the fort
66. Swing on a swing
67. Go dancing
68. Take up drumming
69. Hum
70. Sing
71. Play the piano
72. Smooch
73. Smooch a member of the blue man group
74. Get your make up done
75. Get your nails done
76. Get your hair done
77. Dress up fancy and go to a bar
78. Have a good time 😉 😉
79. Go to a sex shop
80. Buy a new toy
81. Use your new toy
82. Have multiple orgasms
83. Meditate
84. Do yoga
85. Do Pilates
86. Do Yogalates
87. Do Yogalates naked in front of your lover
88. Wait till your partner’s asleep, then cover them with silly string
89. TP your own house
90. Do some yard work
91. Fix something around the house
92. Move around the furniture
93. Reorganize your bookshelves by color
94. Go to the library
95. Go apple picking
96. Help! I’m out of ideas. If you think of one, write me. I’ll be in Europe, eating madeleines…